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Blonde strikes again!!

 
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 17, 2005 11:16 am    Post subject: Blonde strikes again!! Reply with quote

She was Soooooooo Blonde . . .
* She thought a quarterback was a refund.
* She thought General Motors was in the army.
* She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
* She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
* At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign here:" she wrote
"Sagittarius."

She Was Soooooooo Blonde...
* She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
* She sent a fax with a stamp on it.
* Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On
Phonics."

She was Soooooooooo Blonde...
* She tripped over a cordless phone.
* She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said
"Concentrate."
* She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."
* She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

She was Sooooooooooo Blonde...
* She studied for a blood test.
* She sold the car for gas money.
* When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead.
* When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport
Left," she
turned around and went home.

She Was Sooooooooooooo Blonde...
* When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she
moved.
* She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
* She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.
* She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "This
Goes
In Front."

AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:

She is sooooooooooooooooo Blonde... * She thinks Taco Bell is the
Mexican phone company.
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