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Perks of becoming older!

 
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vernavarro



Joined: 11 Jul 2005
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Location: Virgilio A. Navarro

PostPosted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 4:28 pm    Post subject: Perks of becoming older! Reply with quote

a) Kidnappers are not very interested in you,
either kill you or left you.

b)In a hostage situation,you are likely to be released first,
cause they have no available supply of adult pampers.

c)No one expect you to run,
cause they were saying you walk 2hrs. per yard.

d)People call at 9pm. and ask you,
did I wake you up,granpa?

e)Things you buy now won't wear out.

f) You can eat dinner at 4pm.

g) you get heated argument about pension plan.

h) You no longer think speed limit.

i) you quit trying to hold your stomach in.

j) your eyes won't get much worst.

Phil.Bul.Van.BC.Canada
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