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Ang Galing ng Pinoy!!

 
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PostPosted: Mon May 29, 2006 10:59 am    Post subject: Ang Galing ng Pinoy!! Reply with quote




Ano kadalasan ang sinasabi kapag napa-utot?

AMERICAN: Excuse me!
BRITISH : Pardon Me!
PINOY: Not Me!

Married Life:

1) May isang pinoy na, sa sobrang hilig sa karaoke ay inabot ng 5A:M,
Dahil sa takot sa asawa nag text ng: HUWAG BAYAD RANSOM: NAKA
TAKAS NA AKO: UWI NA AKO: Smile

2)Husband: Parati na lang tayo away! Mag-hiwalay na lang tayo!
Wife: Sige! maghati tayo ng mga anak!
Husband: O! sige, sa akin ang mga maganda at guapo!
Wife: SUS!!!! pinili pa yong di kanya!

3) Husband; came home from the church, suddenly he lifted his wife
and carried her.
Wife: Why? Did the pastor tell you to be romantic like this?
Husband: NO! He told me to carry my cross!

4) Sa harap ng Nursery Window:
Friend: Pare, paglaki ng anak mo, i`m sure magaling mag-drive!
Dad: Bakit, Pare, malaki ba ang kamay?
Friend: Hindi! kasi.......kamukha siya ng driver ninyo!!

5) Wife: Honey, bakit ba mula ng magahasa ako ng mga tulisan ay palagi
ka na lang umiiyak? Iyak ba yan sa galit mo sa mga tulisan na yon?
Husband: Ang iniiyakan ko lang naman eh bakit gumaganti ka ng
Kadyot habang ginagahasa ka ng mga `yon.
Wife: Hay, naku Honey! ........SELF DEFENSE lang yung akin!

6) Friend: Wow, pare, ang ganda ng shoes mo ah!
Husband: Oo, surprised gift ng kumare mo!
Friend: SURPRISED? Anong occasion?
Husband: Wala, nakita ko lang sa ilalim ng kama namin!!!!
(patawa lang po) Laughing
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