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PostPosted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 1:36 pm    Post subject: Jokes & Humors Reply with quote

The Glance

7 Glance = 1 Smile
7 Smile 1 Meeting
7 Meetimgs = 1 kiss
7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
7 Proposals = Marriage
And that 1 Bloody Marriage has 777777777777 problems, so Beware of Glance!!!!!


Exams:

Exams are like Girlfriends
1) Too many Questions
2) Difficult to understand
3) More Explanation is Needed
4) results is always FAIL

Liar

A man is dying of cancer
His son asked him " Dad why do you keep telling people you`re dying of AIDS?!!!!!"
Dad: So when I`m dead no one will dare touch your Mom:!!!!!!

Delivered

James sent a SMS to his Preagnant wife, Two seconds later report came to his, phone and he strarted dancing, The report said " DELIVERED"


Three Feelings:

What is the difference between Stress, Tension ,and Panic
Stress : is when wife is Preagnant
Tension: is when Girlfriend is Preagnant
Panic : is when both are Preagnant.....
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 2:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Injured Thumb

The Guy went into a Restaurant and ordered his meal, When the Waitress came out with his soup , he noticed that she had her thumb stuckinto the soup, This upset him, but he let it go, She then brought out his chili, and again her thumb was in the food, He let it go again. when she brought out his hot fudge sundae, her thumb was in the food agin and now this was too much for him...." Goddammit" said the man!!!! get your damm thumb out of my food!!!!!
Waitress: " Well, I injured a while ago and the doctor said, I should
always" Keep it warm ".
Costumer: Why don`t you just shove it up your on your ass?!!!
Waitress : that`s what I do , when I`m in the Kitchen!!!!!!!!!!
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