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dayunyor
Joined: 23 Nov 2007
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Location: U.K.
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 Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 3:51 am Post subject: joke joke joke |
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PEDRO: Anong pulutan nyo kahapon sa birthday mo?
JUAN: Pata!
PEDRO: Wow! Anong klaseng pata?
JUAN; PATA galan ng kwento!
TITSER: Ano ang PAST TENSE sa LABA?
BOY# 1: Naglaba mam!
TITSER: Tama! Ano ang PRESENT TENSE?
BOY#2: Naglalaba!
TITSER: Tama! Ano naman ang FUTURE TENSE?
BOY#3: MAGSASAMPAY mam!
ONLY IN THE PHILIPPINES :
1. Doctors go back to school to be nurses abroad.
2. Rats are normal house pets.
3. Soap opera is reality and news provide the dramas
of life.
4. Actors make the rules and politicians provide the
entertainment!  
TATAY: Bagsak ka na nman! Ba't di mo gayahin si
Pedro? Palaging may honor.
ANAK:Unfair naman kung ikumpara nyo ako kay Pedro.
TATAY: Bakit naman?
ANAK: Matalino tatay yun!
A song for our Honorable (DAW  ) na Congressmen and
Senators, Mayors and Governors:
"BOOM CORRUPT CORRUPT,
BOOM CORRUPT CORRUPT,
KURAKOT, KURAKOT,
BOOM BOOM BOOM!"
MGA JOB TITLES NA DAPAT NANG PALITAN
PRESIDENT- pasimuno.
VICE PRESIDENT- kunsitidor.
SECRETARY- palsipikador.
TREASURER- kubrador.
AUDITOR- kasabwat.
PUBLIC RELATION OFFICER- tsismoso.
REPRESENTATIVES- pahamak.
SPOKESMAN- bolero.
SGT-AT-ARMS- tirador.
ADVISER- taga sulsol.
(Mas TAMA DI BAh   )
JUAN; Tay ! Penge P20 bibili ako ng de lata.
TATAY: Anak, mga taga bukid lang ang gumagamit ng
term na de lata! Englisin mo yan!
JUAN: Paano?
TATAY: KANG GUD!
ERAP: Hello, I would like to inquire how long is the
flight to San
Francisco?
TRAVEL AGENCY: Just a minute, Sir..
ERAP: Really? Bilis pala. Bye!
SA RESTORAN... CUSTOMER: Waitress! Ano ba 'tong
binigay mo sa akin, kape o tsaa? Lasang gas 'to ah!
WAITRESS: Kung yan ay lasang gas, Kape yan! Ang tsaa
kasi lasang pintura!
PILITA CORRALES - Asia 's Queen of Song.
LANI MISALUCHA - Asia 's Nightingale.
REGINE VELASQUEZ - Asia 's Song Bird.
GLORIA MACAPAGAL ARROYO - "Mole of Asia "
ENRIQUE ZOBEL: half Filipino half Spanish.
HENRY SY: half Filipino half Chinese.
JUAN FLAVIER: half Filipino half Igorot.
RAUL ROCO: half Hawaiian half Polo.
JOHN OSMENA: half Filipino half Filipina.
MIKE ARROYO: half Filipino half Pork.
AI AI DELAS ALAS: half Filipino half Moon.
GMA: half... (Hahahahaha!)
Paalala  Wag seryosohin, baka guilty 
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vermad
Joined: 07 Jul 2005
Posts: 1181
Location: Jersey City, NJ, USA
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| Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 2:27 pm Post subject: dayunyor |
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Good jokes. Some are really good. I like Erap jokes.
Pahingi ng complete address mo sa U.K. It is for our records which I keep and manage. Thanks. Give my regards to Liz.
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dayunyor
Joined: 23 Nov 2007
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Location: U.K.
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| Quote: | | Pahingi ng complete address mo sa U.K. It is for our records which I keep and manage. Thanks. |
15 Wellington Crescent, Welshpool, POWYS SY21 7EY U.K.
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vermad
Joined: 07 Jul 2005
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Location: Jersey City, NJ, USA
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| Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 7:43 pm Post subject: |
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Dayunyor:
Thanks. Now I need your real name.  How would I write your name and address on an envelope if I were to send you something? I mean something to the one below:
Juan de la Cruz
100 Main Street
Hackensack, NJ 07231
U.S.A.
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dayunyor
Joined: 23 Nov 2007
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Location: U.K.
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| Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 7:57 am Post subject: |
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I'm brother of Gloh Basa-Caguin 
| Quote: | | Now I need your real name. |
Primo D. Basa Jr.
15 Wellington Crescent,
Welshpool, Powys
SY21 7EY U.K.
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vermad
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Location: Jersey City, NJ, USA
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Dayunyor:
Thank you! Kaya ka pala Dayunyor, or Primo Jr. Kilala ko ang sister mo si Glo at ang iyong Tatay, Primo Sr. Basta may okasyon at nagkikita kami, lagi kaming may huntahan.
What brought you to Wales? Marunong ka na bang magsalita ng Welsh?
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dayunyor
Joined: 23 Nov 2007
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| Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 2:21 pm Post subject: |
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| Quote: | | What brought you to Wales? Marunong ka na bang magsalita ng Welsh? |
My wife (RN) who works here brought me. Di po ko marunong magsalita ng Welsh. Sa aking obserbasyon, kokonti lang ang nakakaintindi at nakakapagsalita ng Welsh, kahit mga kasamahan ko sa trabaho di marunong magsalita nun, dito pa sila lumaki, karamihan ng sign merong translation from Welsh to English. Pero ayon sa news dito, gusto nila uli ibalik yung pagtuturo ng wika nila sa school, kasi nga po unti-unti nang nawawala. Natatandaan ko nga din sa Pinas nuon, merong Spanish subject sa Colleges, kaso tinanggal.
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