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reyc
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Joined: 06 Jul 2005
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Location: Rey Carolino

PostPosted: Fri Jul 15, 2005 11:24 am    Post subject: Trading Places Reply with quote

Here's one of my oldtime favourite coz I can relate to the expereience:

TRADING PLACES

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home.

He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:

"Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen.

God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman.

He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries, paid the bills and balanced the chequebook.

He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog. Then it was already 1 P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor. Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home.

Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework, then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.

At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.

After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed.

At 9 P.M. he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint.

The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said:

"Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade back."

The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied:

"My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were. You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last night."
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lenie



Joined: 06 Nov 2006
Posts: 16
Location: Las Pinas City, Philippines-Lenie Cadayona-Remitar

PostPosted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 9:28 pm    Post subject: more than just a joke! Reply with quote

Hello po Mang Rey, Very Happy
I am Lenie Cadayona-Remitar, daughter of Cirilo and Helen Cadayona. Glad to say I really am having a good day reading your jokes.
Hope to read more jokes from you soon! God bless!

Laughing
Lenie
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axcim



Joined: 19 Oct 2006
Posts: 28
Location: Adi Aseoche

PostPosted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 5:16 am    Post subject: Re: more than just a joke! Reply with quote

lenie wrote:
Hello po Mang Rey, Very Happy
I am Lenie Cadayona-Remitar, daughter of Cirilo and Helen Cadayona. Glad to say I really am having a good day reading your jokes.
Hope to read more jokes from you soon! God bless!

Laughing
Lenie
hi lenie,musta na dito pa kita inabutan,ingat lagi musta nalang sa lahat.adi
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lenie



Joined: 06 Nov 2006
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Location: Las Pinas City, Philippines-Lenie Cadayona-Remitar

PostPosted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 2:21 am    Post subject: Hello, Adi Reply with quote

Elow! Oo nga dito mo pa ako inabutan, kakatawa di ba? Musta ka na rin? My last news about you was you were sick according to Baloy. Are you okay now? Sana naman kasi magpapa-straight pa ko ng hair ko sa yo. Hahahahahahahahaha Laughing Wag mo ko mamahalan ha! Hahahaha, ulit Laughing
Until next time..... See you!
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