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Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2008 10:58 am Post subject: jowk lang pow |
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maglola...
apo: lola you're so jologs.....
lola: anu kamo?
apo: you're chaka....
lola: P.S. ka....
apo: what P.S. lola?
lola: "PAK SHET" ka..... shut up.....
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daugter: I was raped..... what shall i do?
mother: hir, take this calamansi
daugter: will this ease the pain?
mother: sipsipin mo ng mawala yan ngiti sa mukha mo..
pak shet!!!
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Nay? bakit VICTORIA name ni ate?
kasi anak dun namin siya ginawa ng itay mo...
eh bakit si kuya, ANITO?.....
ay tumigil ka na nga LUNETA at baka mapalo pa kita
tawagin mo na si kuya FX mo
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Ama: buntis anak ko.. panagutan mo
BF: may asawa na po ako
Ama: pano to?
BF: areglo na lang po...2million pag boy.. 2.5million pag girl
Ama: ok pero pag nakunan... GIB HER ANADER CHANS ha
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Wife: dear anu regalo mo sa kin sa 25th anniversary natin?
Husband: dadalhin kita sa africa....
Wife: Wow! how sweet naman.. eh sa 50th anniversary?
Husband: susunduin na kita....!!!
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Wife: hon, ang dami lamok.... sex na lang tayo..
Husband: anu palagay mo sa tt ko.... KATOL?
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HONEYMOON
Wife: hon wag mo bibiglain ha.. Im still a virgin..
Husband: you mean ako ang una?
Wife: Yes, do it na...
Husband: I did it na.. kanina pa!!!
Wife: ah ganun ba? ARAY pala
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dalawang probinsyano ang sumakay sa elevator...
Ambo: magkano ibabayad natin?
Igme: tanga!! inosente!! bopols!! stupid...ba't ka magbabayad?
eh wla pa tayo ticket....!
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Pedro bumps a foreigner
Pedro: ay sori
Foreigner: sorry too
Pedro: sori 3
Foreigner: what are you sorry for?
Pedro: (kala mo bobo ako ha) sori 5..
Foreigner: i think you are sick...
Pedro: hahahaha!! sick daw... seven sunod
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Anak: Itay bibili po ako ng bond paper...
Itay: anak wag kang bobo... hindi "bond paper" ang tawag dun
Anak: anu po ba?
Itay: "KOKONGBAN"
Inay: mali ka TRAYP RETING.....
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Pedro: o pare bakit malunkot ka?
Juan: asawa ko nag hire ng driver Gwapo, macho, bata
Pedro: nagseselos ka?
Juan: nagtataka lang ako kasi waa kaming sasakyan...
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Ama: lalaki na talaga ang aking anak kasi magsasaka na
"ano ang plano mong itanim sa sakahan mo anak?"
Anak: Flowers papa!! lots of bongacious flowers!! big smile
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Two nurses on duty....
Nurse 1: Hoy gaga!! bakit may thermometer sa tenga mo?
Nurse 2: Ha? susmaryosep! kaninong pwet ko kya naiwan
yung ballpen ko!! shocked
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