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PostPosted: Sun Jul 17, 2005 11:25 am    Post subject: FW: More old & New FPJ jokes... Reply with quote

Bush, FPJ and Erap are talking about crime.
Bush: How is your PAROLE system over there?
FPJ: Oh, we hang them every Christmas.
ERAP: Pare, tama ka, ganon din ang sagot ko!

Erap and FPJ, on the way to Disneyland, see a sign that reads: "DISNEYLAND LEFT."
ERAP: Sayang, hindi natin naabutan.
FPJ: O nga, agahan na lang natin bukas.

KNOCK! KNOCK!
Mother Lily: Who's there?
Susan Roces: Effigy.
Mother Lily: Effigy who?
Susan Roces: Effigy is my husband.

Reporter: What political slogan will you attach to your initials "FPJ?" For
Peace and Justice?
FPJ: No. "For Pareng Joseph!"

For love of country and to unite the opposition,
Lacson has agreed to be the First Lady of FPJ.

Telephone survey conducted by the Bishops Conference:
"Iboboto n'yo ba si FPJ?
"If NO, press 1.
"If YES, press 68795632523162956752365922."

PAALALA lang po sa mga boboto kay FPJ:
Okay isulat sa balota ang POE o KING.
Huwag lamang po ipagsabay, dahil malaswa ang: POE KING for PRESIDENT!

FPJ TO NPA: Sumuko na kayo.
NPA: Di kami susuko pag di mo maispel ang CEASEFIRE.
FPJ: Tangina ninyo. TULOY ANG GYERA!

Wala nang atrasan para kay Ping! Hindi kayang pigilan ni Danding, Noli at
FPJ.
Abangan! Tuloy na ang pagkakandidato ni Ping sa 2004 Binibining Pilipinas!

NEWS BREAK!
Nagkasakit si FPJ sa kakaisip ng solusyon sa mga problema ng Pilipinas.
LIBRENG SINE pa lang ang naiisip niya.

Erap wrote an order to the grocer:
"Please send me 2 goose." Erap: Mali ata.
Sulat uli: "Please send me 2 gooses." Mm... mali rin a.
FPJ: Pare, ganito na lang ang isulat mo:
"Please send me 1 goose. P.S. - at isa pa!"

FPJ & Erap in a museum. (FPJ looking at a mummy)
FPJ: Pare, ano'ng ibig sabihin nitong 1300 B.C.?
Erap: Pare, yan ang plate number ng nakabangga sa kanya.
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 17, 2005 11:32 am    Post subject: Erap's confession to Cardinal Sin Reply with quote

Erap went to confession to Cardinal Sin before he was ousted. Here is how he started:

Bless me, Sin for I have fathered!
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 17, 2005 8:32 pm    Post subject: Re: Erap's confession to Cardinal Sin Reply with quote

Mang Virgil and MangVenn,

I'm sure that Fpj and Cardinal will be proud of you,coz kahit patay na sila eh popular pa rin sila, naaliw po ako sa jokes nyo Razz Very Happy Surprised

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 17, 2005 8:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nenett:

This is the sign of superior intelligence - laughing at vermad's jokes. LOL! Smile Laughing Razz Wink Rolling Eyes

Ini-encourage ko si Hillary na makipagsulatan kay Micaela Daphne upang maka-establish siya ng Paete-connection. Pareho sila ng edad, kaya perfect match. Kung OK sa 'yo, ihihingi ko siya ng login kay Rey. Anong say ng Mother?
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 9:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

vermad wrote:
Nenett:

This is the sign of superior intelligence - laughing at vermad's jokes. LOL! Smile Laughing Razz Wink Rolling Eyes

Ini-encourage ko si Hillary na makipagsulatan kay Micaela Daphne upang maka-establish siya ng Paete-connection. Pareho sila ng edad, kaya perfect match. Kung OK sa 'yo, ihihingi ko siya ng login kay Rey. Anong say ng Mother?


Mang Virgil,

Ok lang po maski po dun sa dalawa kong anak, kaya lang po di po gaanong mag-english yung panganay ko . lagi pa pong nirereject nung sumunod sa kanya, anyway sana po ay maging magkaibigan sila, sayang sana ay noon pa pong umuwi sila eh nagkita na sila para at least me konti ng bonding Smile Razz isasali ko po yun 2 anak ko sa usap paete with pictures

nenett
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 10:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

net_feldmann wrote:
...kaya lang po di po gaanong mag-english yung panganay ko... anyway sana po ay maging magkaibigan sila...


Nenett: Lalong may dahilan kung bakit dapat silang magkakilala. Ibig kong magkameron ng kaibigan itong anak ko sa Paete para meron siyang connection sa kanyang roots at lumawak din ang kanyang circle of friends. Isa pa, para matuto rin siya ng Tagalog. Nakakaintindi siya, pero walang practice sa pagsasalita.

Ito ang unang hakbang sa aking 'long term plan' na magdala sa Paete ng mga batang Amerikano para magturo ng English sa ating mga school, katulad ng ginagawa ni Prof. Angel para sa computer naman.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 19, 2005 1:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

[quote="vermad"]
net_feldmann wrote:
...kaya lang po di po gaanong mag-english yung panganay ko... anyway sana po ay maging magkaibigan sila...


Nenett: Lalong may dahilan kung bakit dapat silang magkakilala. Ibig kong magkameron ng kaibigan itong anak ko sa Paete para meron siyang connection sa kanyang roots at lumawak din ang kanyang circle of friends. Isa pa, para matuto rin siya ng Tagalog. Nakakaintindi siya, pero walang practice sa pagsasalita.

Mang Virgil,

Payag na po yung dalawa kong anak , me picture naman po dito si hillary kaya maipakikita ko po sa kanila. Na i register ko na rin po yun 2 sa sa paete.org.

Nenett
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